Monster Quest

So tonight I'm watching Monster Quest on the History Channel. This is sort of a commentary while I watch.

We're in florida in search of a sea monster. Apparently there are many reports of it throughout time. A sort of flordian nessie. It seems very fishy to me. There are too many ad breaks. It shouldn't be so long, considering how little material they have. It appears to be a manatee. The only time they've ever actually found anything is a chupacabra. It was dead. Oh look, my cat is watching the show. I think he thinks the sea monster looks like lunch.

New episode: In Tazmania looking for a supposedly extinct tiger. It looks like a wolf that can dislocate its jaw. Freaky looking thing with it's mouth open. He ran after a dangerous predator? What is he thinking? They have a visual and audio decoy, but does it smell right? They're crashing around so much, it's going to run from them. Huh. They want to clone a tasmanian tiger. The DNA is in complete, so they're adding tasmanian devil DNA into the mix.

Ok, what is with these Quiznos ads? I know that innuendo sells, but this is too much, it's downright sickening. I am never eating at Quiznos again. Never.